Mr. BookBurner

Mr. BookBurner apologized.

 

Cheer up. No more book burning.

Yes, he won't torch books anymore.

Wait. Wait.

Little correction. BookBurnner apologized for what he said about burning Israeli books only. He still strongly believes in burning all other books.

He will stop burning Israeli books only, your books, especially if they upset the Master Mummy will be burned, and why not, he might barbequed the authors too.

 

So, The Master Mummy was able to convince the sweet and gentle BeBe to accept the nomination of Mr. BookBurner to the post of Secretary General of the UNESCO. And since we all know about the negotiating and convincing skills of Master Mummy, we can understand how fast BeBe approved to support, or at least stopped objecting the nomination of BookBurner to this post. 

But, as usual, One Eye has a different version of the story. Master Mummy showed BeBe footage of Mr. BookBurner in full combat gear, bombing, burning, and destroying singlehandedly 3 tunnels on Gaza border. One of these tunnels had 3 trucks load of school books and stationary. The footage showed how ecstatic Mr. BookBurner was then. His ecstatic mood was immediately digitally transmitted to Mr. Master Mummy and BeBe. Some sources even declared, on condition of annonyminty, that they saw tears in BeBe's eyes when he left the screening room, although BeBe tried to deny it and said it was due to malicious Arabic or Persian sand in the air.

 

Congratulations, O Arab Nation. You will have a new voice supporting your causes on the international scene with the same strength like Mr. Baradhei in IAEA did.

 

Oh Joy, oh Joy.